Blue Crocs and Socks - By Dr. Suess(y)

I am from the docks.
I wear Crocs.
Sometimes I wear socks with Crocs.

My socks are black.
My Crocs are blue.
There isn't a more perfect shoe.

I went to New York City,
To see what I could see.
My Crocs and socks came with me.
I wore them naturally.

I was strolling around Chinatown.
I stopped to take a photo.
A passerby started yelling.
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IS A NO-NO!

I DO NOT LIKE BLUE CROCS AND SOCKS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, GUY FROM THE DOCKS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN CHINATOWN.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ALL AROUND.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN PARK SLOPE.
I THINK THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A DOPE.
I DO NOT LIKE BLUE CROCS AND SOCKS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, GUY FROM THE DOCKS.

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In all seriousness, I saw a man today wearing black dress socks with blue Crocs. This has got to be stopped. The Croc epidemic has taken over the nation. No one is immune. It is a fashion disaster irrespective of age, race or creed. Please help stop this before you too end up wearing Crocs.

Remember: Friends don't let friends look like dumbasses.

+= dumbass!