Blue Crocs and Socks - By Dr. Suess(y)

I am from the docks.
I wear Crocs.
Sometimes I wear socks with Crocs.

My socks are black.
My Crocs are blue.
There isn't a more perfect shoe.

I went to New York City,
To see what I could see.
My Crocs and socks came with me.
I wore them naturally.

I was strolling around Chinatown.
I stopped to take a photo.
A passerby started yelling.
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IS A NO-NO!

I DO NOT LIKE BLUE CROCS AND SOCKS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, GUY FROM THE DOCKS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN CHINATOWN.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ALL AROUND.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN PARK SLOPE.
I THINK THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A DOPE.
I DO NOT LIKE BLUE CROCS AND SOCKS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, GUY FROM THE DOCKS.

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In all seriousness, I saw a man today wearing black dress socks with blue Crocs. This has got to be stopped. The Croc epidemic has taken over the nation. No one is immune. It is a fashion disaster irrespective of age, race or creed. Please help stop this before you too end up wearing Crocs.

Remember: Friends don't let friends look like dumbasses.

+= dumbass!

New Years Eve in Pictures

Robert hates snowflakes.

My ass...and my New Years resolution. "Give prostitution a try."


*honk. honk.* Happy New Year! *toot. toot.*


*honk. honk.* Happy New Year! *toot. toot.*



The horns were outlawed, so Robert and I hid them. Still easily accessable.



Desi disappeared and we have no idea where she is...hence the confusion.

So this is the best photo I have ever seen. I don't even know who took it, but I want to say thank you. Thank you for immortalizing this amazing moment.

Robert loves snowflakes.

Horsing around on the stoop.

Robert is such an asshole. This would be a perfectly lovely picture if he was not in it. Seriously somebody should photoshop him out and then frame it. Asshole.

Signs of Desi. Her shoe was left in the hallway. Must mean she is nearby.

I don't remember what was funny but wow...that is a great face anj. Really we love this photo.

cute.

We found DESI!

The last photo of the evening. We were on the bus ride home. This picture doesn't do justice to how unbelievably drunk we were. DRUNK.